Bluesky going premium is gonna be like:
"You're currently limited to 300 characters. Want 500? That'll be $2.99. Want 700 characters? That's $4.99/mo. Maybe those increments aren't doing it for ya. Want 5,000 characters? Join our Super Pro Plan for $44.99/mo! It's a steal!"
I'd just like to point out you can run a GoToSocial instance on green energy for $3.75/mo and it starts, by default, with 5,000 characters and how many characters you want is configurable. (Imagine that, vanilla Mastodon. Configurable post limits you don't have to pay for. Something Bluesky doesn't have, oooh, just think how great that would be, huh? Just imagine it.)
@oliphant very nice "It's a steal!" double entendre