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Puns I’ve come across at work today.

‘If looks could krill’
‘I appre-sea-te you’

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@skinnylatte I wish I could get paid to just sit around all day and come up with puns like these.
When you're feeling down, sometimes it helps to go see a shrimp
If your beau agrees to a date at the aquarium, you know it's manta be
KEEP CLAMS AND CARRY ON
A guppy is for life, not just for Christmas
When a snake in the sea eats a diver for tea, that's a Moray