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Grand finale (for now): Javascript
I realize that mocking JavaScript is like shooting fish in a barrel, but easy as it may be, it is a moral imperative that the mocking continue unabated.
![Two-panel meme.
Panel 1: cat starting to gnaw pen; caption: “Trying out Javascript”
Panel 2: cat making yuck face; caption: “[[]] != [[]]
"0" == 0 && 0 == "" && "" != "0"
for (let x in [3, 5, 7]) { if (x % 2 == 0) { return "even" } }
["foo".toUpperCase][0]()
let foo = "foo"; { foo, "bar" }
numbers are floats by default
const means let, let means var, var means function global,
variables are global by default”](https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/110/413/798/491/961/401/original/777c4bcf06c8270a.png "Two-panel meme.
Panel 1: cat starting to gnaw pen; caption: “Trying out Javascript”
Panel 2: cat making yuck face; caption: “[[]] != [[]]
\"0\" == 0 && 0 == \"\" && \"\" != \"0\"
for (let x in [3, 5, 7]) { if (x % 2 == 0) { return \"even\" } }
[\"foo\".toUpperCase][0]()
let foo = \"foo\"; { foo, \"bar\" }
numbers are floats by default
const means let, let means var, var means function global,
variables are global by default”")
Grand finale (for now): Javascript
I realize that mocking JavaScript is like shooting fish in a barrel, but easy as it may be, it is a moral imperative that the mocking continue unabated.