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Paul Cantrell

@doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world @MikeyMcFilms

It’s a beautiful day on the prairie. Amber waves of grass, deer and antelope playing, all that. There are two bison — and it’s that time of year when they’re shedding, so they’re…you know, not looking their finest.

A cloud of dust appears on the horizon. Soon, the silhouette of a lone rider appears. The rider pulls right up to them, stops, takes a good look at them, and says,

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@doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world @MikeyMcFilms

“JIIIIMENY, you two’s the scruffiest, scrawniest, mangiest, uuuuugliest things I ever saw!” And then they ride off.

The bison stand speechless for a minute, chewing their cud. Then one turns to the other and says, “Well, now •that• was a discouraging word.”

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@inthehands @doctorjaymarie

this should be the national joke of America, except that there are so many already in DC

@MikeyMcFilms @doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
Ah, but most of those jokes aren’t funny

@inthehands @doctorjaymarie @MikeyMcFilms Alternate punch line...

... and says "I think it's going to rain"