@healthstatsdude @doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world @MikeyMcFilms
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders the bamboo salad. When the waiter brings it, the panda gobbles it down, then draws a gun, fires several shots in the air, then starts walking out as everyone dives for cover. The terrified waiter says, “What was that?!” “I’m a panda. Look it up!” So the waiter looks it up: “Panda. Asian mammal. Eats shoots and leaves.”
@healthstatsdude @doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world @MikeyMcFilms
“Let’s eat, grandma!”
“Let’s eat grandma!”
PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES
@inthehands @healthstatsdude @doctorjaymarie @MikeyMcFilms Shame about grandma but you do get a great band! https://youtu.be/ypHbgrijYVo
@misc @healthstatsdude @doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world @MikeyMcFilms
TIL!