Using modern software is like trying to flip through one of those giant old-school paper encyclopedias with two toddlers who missed their naps and a cat all in my lap.
ME: Ah! Here’s the…
TODDLER 1: [flips to a different random page]
TODDLER 2: I’m HUNGRY!!!
TODDLER 1: [rips a page out]
CAT: Here is a dead mouse I found for you [plop]
TODDLER 2: [suddenly slams book shut]
TODDLER 1: [pees pants, while climbing on my head]