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Paul Cantrell

Using modern software is like trying to flip through one of those giant old-school paper encyclopedias with two toddlers who missed their naps and a cat all in my lap.

ME: Ah! Here’s the…

TODDLER 1: [flips to a different random page]

TODDLER 2: I’m HUNGRY!!!

TODDLER 1: [rips a page out]

CAT: Here is a dead mouse I found for you [plop]

TODDLER 2: [suddenly slams book shut]

TODDLER 1: [pees pants, while climbing on my head]