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Molly White

the bitcoin price is up, which means it's time for endless comments from crypto bros who somehow both 1) know that i'm critical of crypto and 2) have no idea WHY i'm critical

@molly0xfff this is like handwriting a note that says "VIX is up, seethe and cope", then slipping it into a copy of Das Kapital at the library

@molly0xfff sounds like sth like "I made money out of it, it must be good".

These people literally burning the world for their short income

@molly0xfff Who's laughing now that we got wall street to prop up our price?? ReVoLuTiOn!!!

@molly0xfff Clearly you're just not wise enough to buy on margin.

-Crypto enthusiasts' grandparents, Oct 1929

@molly0xfff “But it can’t be bullshit if graph go up! Graph never goes up for bullshit!” - Person who hasn’t heard of the countless times bullshit has thrived in human history.

@molly0xfff So in theory there's 1.2 trillion dollars worth of bitcoin but if a significant amount of the 19.6 million bitcoins were set for sale you wouldn't be able to get full price for them.
It does my head in. Also, it seems wrong. Apple market cap is 2.6 trillion dollars.

@drgroftehauge
> Apple market cap is 2.6 trillion

Even that's insane.

World GDP is 96.51 trillion USD

I know it's not comparing, ahem, apples with apples. But still.

@molly0xfff

@molly0xfff If someone says that revenue from ransomware increased, he could be right. Won‘t invest in it nevertheless. A successful scumbag is still a scumbag.

@molly0xfff how’s that reply aging for you there, Peter-du5zf ?

@molly0xfff But no, maybe if they just explain it to you in detail you will eventually understand just how revolutionary and intelligent they are!

Oof that hurt to type. I'm also not even going to touch on the sexism part...

Solidarity!

@molly0xfff I love that the moment you posted this the dump began.

@molly0xfff You seem to expect they understand any other moral value than “get rich”.

IME, that is rarely the case.

@molly0xfff “BTC Price on record high, is 2024 the year when @molly0xfff will recant?
No, because she is right for the right reasons.”

Thank you for your service.

@molly0xfff

If they believe the line can only go up from here, I have some tulips to sell to them.

@molly0xfff Totally real and not at all artificial price movements.

@molly0xfff I would honestly be shocked if they showed any kind of evolution or self-awareness.

They didn't disappoint.