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Molly White

this reminds me of the time that cryptoland project sent me a “cease and decease”

@molly0xfff there are so many people I would like to cease and decease tbh

@molly0xfff i think “cease and decease” is just legalese for “fuck off and die”

@molly0xfff I guess there were none in the first place?

@molly0xfff "perfectly legit" ~~ that's some powerful legalese you're wielding there, brah.

That was funny.

It is a reply for the books:

"I have removed all of the false statements"

@molly0xfff
#CeaseandDesist

@molly0xfff

Normal Winnie-The-Pooh: die

Fancy Winnie-The-Pooh: Cease and Decease

@molly0xfff Cryptoland v. White belongs right up there with Arkell v. Pressdram

@molly0xfff I really enjoy your creative and petty use of empty sets.

@molly0xfff by the rules of English "cease" and "decease" are antonyms.

@molly0xfff they are happy with any option probably.

@molly0xfff The way to handle this is pretty obvious. Start publishing under the pseudonym “Miss. Information.” Then, conflate labels until they go nuts or you get bored.

@molly0xfff didnt say anything about "receasing" so youre good to post again

@molly0xfff
You could have answered with the text of Monty Python's dead parrot sketch:
The false statements are no more!
They have ceased to be.
The false statements are ex-statements!