Newsletter: Trump horrifies even some of his crypto-steeped fans by launching a memecoin before his inauguration, and a flurry of activity from the new administration signals what’s in store for the crypto world in the next four years.
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Trump’s memecoin did not exactly receive a warm welcome from much of the crypto world, who were horrified that their crypto president would tarnish the industry’s sterling reputation by doing a blatant cashgrab.
In my view, the memecoin launch only adds to Trump’s long list of already very serious conflicts of interest and unethical activities.
The industry’s high hopes for a crypto-focused day one in office quickly sank. However, Trump eventually got around to them later on, issuing a pardon for Silk Road creator Ross Ulbricht on day two.
The much-awaited crypto executive order came later on. Instead of establishing a “bitcoin strategic reserve”, Trump created a committee to think about whether to recommend he establish a stockpile from digital assets already held by the government.
Other agencies, such as the SEC, have already sprung into action to push Trump’s deregulatory agenda, however. And Elon is trying to pump Dogecoin again, this time with the backing of the government.
Crypto crime was particularly violent this week, with a very alarming kidnapping of Ledger co-founder David Balland and his wife (who have since been rescued by police).
The Ethereum Foundation is facing a confidence crisis, and some were disappointed when Vitalik Buterin announced that his plans to overhaul the leadership don’t include “execut[ing] some kind of ideological / vibez pivot from feminized wef soyboy mentality to bronze age mindset”.
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@molly0xfff I wondered why it wasn’t already in Overcast for my commute home
@molly0xfff Give yourself grace. You're doing great work!
@molly0xfff Corrupt LA Sherrifs? Makings of “Training Day 2: .eth“
So everybody was freaking out about the prospect of the US government buying into crypto bigtime and possibly tanking the economy with the next crypto crash.
This doesn't look as bad though right? Just hanging on to confiscated assets does not put us at risk?
@Phosphenes a bitcoin stockpile/strategic reserve is only one way that they would introduce widespread economic risk, and IMO the deregulatory moves hold much more systemic risk
@molly0xfff What does Ross Ulbricht’s pardon mean to the crypto industry? I mean it seems to me that crypto is already somewhat concerned about looking like a grift and scam, one would think they’d stay as far away from someone like Ulbricht as they can. “It’s okay if you use crypto to buy drugs and identities on the dark web” seems like a weird flex.
@jgeorge there’s a fair bit of overlap between the libertarian and crypto industry view on Ulbricht. Generally they seem him as someone who was simply providing a free market, and feel it was unfair that he was prosecuted on drug crimes when he was operating the marketplace and not directly supplying the drugs
@molly0xfff Interesting, thank you, that’s a take that I really wasn’t understanding. Granted, I think it’s a /stupid/ take, personally, but it is at least a take.
@molly0xfff unethical, but according to the supporting cast at the Supreme Court, fully immunized!
@molly0xfff "wtf he's doing what WE'RE doing that's so unfair!"
@molly0xfff fake horrification. They know/knew EXACTLY what the felon is capable of.
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"We wanted you to make more people aware of crypto so we could fleece them, but you reinforcing how scammy many crypto offerings are makes that fleecing so much harder to do."
@molly0xfff When did shitcoins get renamed to memecoins?
@dalias @molly0xfff not all shitcoins are memecoins (for instance: bitcoin), but all memecoins are shitcoins
@dlatchx @molly0xfff While yes all magic toy money is shit, Bitcoin did not fall in the traditional definition of shitcoin, which was a coin created with the intent of short term pump & dump scamming if not outright rug pull.
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There's something interesting I noticed about the criticisms on social media. I saw a post (I think on Reddit) saying something like "give us JD Vance" which struck me as really odd.
Not only does Vance have the charisma of a pair of wet socks, but he's heavily in the crypto space. Why would anyone see Trump pulling some crypto scam and think Vance would course correct on that issue? Then I started noticing other screencaps of cryptbros who were similarly promoting Vance while criticizing Trump.
The whole thing makes me really suspicious that we might be seeing the very beginnings of an astroturf campaign to set up Trump as the patsy for all the really unpopular shit that we know is coming down the pipe. Once he gets too radioactive for even the most die-hard supporters, they can dump him and put Thiel's puppet in charge. Priming people to see Vance as a favorable alternative is a good way to give that move some real positive impact with their base.
A big part of me wants to write off those suspicions as conspiratorial thinking... but on the other hand, I have a very hard time believing that tech bros pumped billions into the election just to install their guy as *Vice* President, you know?