tbh I think it would've been funnier if apple announced they're discontinuing leather and introducing all new materials that are even worse for the environment
@samhenrigold Antenna bands made of Cobalt-60, with chamfered edges
@samhenrigold I want mine in teflon
@samhenrigold Where is the Asbestos Snow case?
@samhenrigold Conspicuously absent: Depleted Uranium…. It’s more valuable than titanium! :D
@samhenrigold “liquid mercury protects your iPhone from theft by ensuring the death of anyone bold enough to touch it”
@samhenrigold I'd go crazy over an all lead case!