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Cooking Internet is full of people complaining about not being able to cook rice consistently and then East Asian people saying ‘just get a rice cooker’ and them saying ‘never’

You can’t help people who don’t want help

Personally I never heard of anyone who didn’t like or want a rice cooker until I left my part of Asia, but now when I talk about it I don’t care to change anyone’s mind. I can now cook rice in every style, with any appliance (or lack of one)

It’s not a single use gadget, it’s my depression food machine.

Put in rice (without washing even) in a single person small rice cooker, add soy sauce, a leafy veg, a protein. Press a button. Leave. Eat.

Or do the Indonesian college student dorm room special: put leftover KFC in it.

One time I visited a friend who was studying in Switzerland and she was like ‘I make claypot rice, congee and cakes in my rice cooker’

She also said she moved into a dorm and every single Indonesian, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Thai student came with their parents, who each had.. rice cookers

I forgot to mention that if you’re someone from a rice eating culture and you fuck up (as in your rice isn’t perfect) even just once

People will instantly think you’re a terrible cook

Your social standing will decrease
Your marriage prospects will dim

I jest, but it’s mostly true

@skinnylatte all of these are making me hungry, mmm :happycat:

@skinnylatte When I manage to fuck up the rice, my kid would say: You lost your ricence! Then I have to get one portion right to earn my ricence back :-)

@skinnylatte In my fam, mom used to cook rice like pasta- boil and drain. You keep the boiled rice water though, it has many uses

@skinnylatte But this is true. It's as accurate as we Punjabis judging others for not knowing how to make a good parantha or roti!!!! :p

@skinnylatte I feel this. I am guessing it's not as simple as 'just use the rice cooker' when you're cooking rice for 20pax+? My local Asian BBQ resto has a huge rice cooker and their rice is often mid, a tiny bit soggy, to the extent I'll cook my own rice before I order there, and I judge them for it. AND I'M AN ANGMOH.