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“ I actually work with and manage multiple Kubernetes, mission critical infrastructure that actually matters. I spend my entire day working with containerised applications, and what do I find when I load up Reddit? Ansible playbook writing maniacs trying to automate their light switches. You are all a bunch of sick freaks who probably dream in YAML and wake up in cold sweats wondering if you forgot to enable that cron job”
https://www.reddit.com/r/selfhosted/comments/1igr2l7/you_are_all_a_bunch_of_sick_freaks/
Edit: deleted from the sub?! Boo. Here’s a screenshot
@skinnylatte this is the funniest thing I've read in a while
> especially since you've replaced all your family photos with grafana dashboards
@skinnylatte I'm dying
"The worst part is how you enable each other. "Hey guys, just finished my basic home automation setup", and then you post a system diagram that looks like the blueprint for a nuclear reactor. Fourteen Docker containers just to manage a suite of 'internet of things connected shitware. You celebrate each others descent into madness with vomit inducing comments like "Nice setup! Have you considered adding Prometheus monitoring?" You are all a bunch of sick freaks, you make me ill"
@skinnylatte mods nuked this gourmet copypasta, but someone screenshotted it https://imgur.com/n6WlLZw
@skinnylatte What the fuck.
https://suno.com/song/2f7c5ee6-a67b-4c4b-914f-65ed3d0ba734
Someone use AI to translate the copypasta into Eminem-like lyrics, and then fed them to another AI to make a real rap song out of it.
> Meanwhile, your fam just tryna survive,
> Grafana dashboards where the memories reside.
> Homelab so deep, man, you lost in the code,
> 97% uptime but your marriage corrode.
At least MC Plus+ didn't waste resources using "AI":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHrugBhQfvA
(nerdcore is a very small subset of Hip Hop with few emcees of note)
CC: @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io
@skinnylatte Speaking as one of those "sick freaks", I'm LMAO right now.
@skinnylatte Hilarious! Don't know if I should laugh or cry, maybe both at the same time...
