I always told people ‘no matter where you are in the U.S. if it’s a national park, even if it is very remote, no matter where where you’re camping there’s always toilet paper in the bathroom’
I don’t think I can say that anymore
Back to back country, and digging holes
It’s mostly a joke (coz I use a bidet that I bring) but I was always impressed by US national parks. They were incredible. Now.. all of this, for what. (To sell for parts)
@skinnylatte Wait help me out with "I use a bidet that I bring."
I installed bidets at home and it's made travel much more difficult.
Also obviously holy shit dumpster fire stupidity in all directions rn.
@mikeolson Brondell gospa! Or the tushy! Lots of options, better than using a bottle (has good aim and controls flow well)
@skinnylatte Once again, I learn never to underestimate engineers.
@mikeolson bidet engineers I admire as much as cat litter chemists (a real job)
@skinnylatte @mikeolson ok. Ordered. That’s a brilliant thing.
@skinnylatte @mikeolson one of the things that confused some of my coworkers when we were in India was the presence of hand sprayers in every bathroom, even office ones. It was amusing to explain.
@petrillic @skinnylatte @mikeolson We have bidets installed on all of our toilets & I really miss them when i travel, so I'm ordering this travel bidet RN! The USA is such a backwards country with our lack of bidets! Thanks for the recommendation
@CosmicTraveler @petrillic @mikeolson I’m glad that my complaint about fascism and plunder led to some good bidets being purchased. Some might join these dark times
@skinnylatte @CosmicTraveler @mikeolson it is so hard to fathom. I’ve spent so much time in national and state parks, that I cannot imagine why other than strip mining the country for personal gain.
It’s 3.4% that we hopefully give to our children and their children.
But then far too many cannot imagine any act that is not purely selfish.
@CosmicTraveler @skinnylatte @mikeolson backwards about our backsides (and front sides)