"Now personally, think it'd be very difficult to assassinate Donald Trump, mostly because he would never get that close to a book depository. But regardless, I don't think Trump actually fears getting assassinated by Joe Biden, and the reason is because he announced it in a fundraising email. If you're dodging bullets, you don't stop to wave your Venmo QR code. 'Please somebody send me money.'"
- Michael Kosta, The Daily Show.