Stand by me, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, do not forsake me.
Do not abandon me, My Savior.

Let us pray.
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, work is your gift to us,
a call to reach new heights by using our talent for the good of all.
Guide us as we work and teach us to live in the spirit that has made us friends, in the love that has made us comrades.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
And with your spirit.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you, the Meatball , the Sauce , and the Holy Noodle .
R’Amen .

Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And give Him thanks.

2025-04-02

My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, open my lips; And my mouth will proclaim your praise.

Glory be to the Meatball , to the Sauce , and to the Holy Noodle .
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be.
R’Amen

2025-04-02

I lift up my heart to you, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and you will hear my morning prayer.
I praise your glorious name, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

We esteem the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for he was filled with the Holy Noodle and His Noodly Appendage; in faith let us implore Him:
Give us Your Noodly Appendage, Lord.

"09. Place our footsteps upon the Meatball, leading us along paths of goodness and beauty."

My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
may everything we do begin with Your Noodly Appendage, and continue with your saving help.
Let our work always find its origin in you and through you reach completion.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
And with your spirit.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you, the Meatball , the Sauce , and the Holy Noodle .
R’Amen .

Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And give Him thanks.

2025-04-02

Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake; watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace.

Let us pray.
May the all-powerful Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.

2025-04-01

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, come to my assistance.
My Lord, make haste to help me.

Glory be to the Meatball , to the Sauce , and to the Holy Noodle .
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster made an everlasting covenant with His People, and He never ceases to bless them. Grateful for His Noodly Appendage, we confidently direct our prayer to Him:
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless your people.

"03. Grant mercy to all who have departed this world, that they may find eternal rest in You."

My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
give our bodies restful sleep
and let the work we have done today bear fruit in eternal life.
R’Amen

2025-04-01

Stand by me, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, do not forsake me.
Do not abandon me, My Savior.

Let us pray.
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, work is your gift to us,
a call to reach new heights by using our talent for the good of all.
Guide us as we work and teach us to live in the spirit that has made us friends, in the love that has made us comrades.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
And with your spirit.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you, the Meatball , the Sauce , and the Holy Noodle .
R’Amen .

Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And give Him thanks.

2025-04-01

My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, open my lips; And my mouth will proclaim your praise.

Glory be to the Meatball , to the Sauce , and to the Holy Noodle .
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be.
R’Amen

2025-04-01

I lift up my heart to you, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and you will hear my morning prayer.
I praise your glorious name, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

We esteem the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for he was filled with the Holy Noodle and His Noodly Appendage; in faith let us implore Him:
Give us Your Noodly Appendage, Lord.

"02. Let your splendor rest upon us today, direct the good work of our hands."

My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
may everything we do begin with Your Noodly Appendage, and continue with your saving help.
Let our work always find its origin in you and through you reach completion.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
And with your spirit.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you, the Meatball , the Sauce , and the Holy Noodle .
R’Amen .

Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And give Him thanks.

2025-04-01

Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake; watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace.

Let us pray.
May the all-powerful Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.

2025-04-01

My friends and comrades, as we come to the end of this day given to us by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, let us humbly reflect on our sins.

I confess to almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster
and to you, my friends and comrades, that I have greatly sinned,
in my thoughts and in my words, in what I have done and in what I have failed to do,
through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault;
therefore I ask blessed Midgit, all the Pirates,
and you, my friends and comrades,
to pray for me to the Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster.
R'Amen

2025-03-31