Jon Collins 👨🏻‍💻<p>Google exec 1: we need to make people want to come back to the office!</p><p>Google exec 2: why tho?</p><p>Google exec 1: we just do. Ideas?</p><p>Google exec 3: *rips giant line of coke* let’s charge them $100 bucks a night to stay on campus so they can drastically reduce their work/life balance and overall health and well-being.</p><p>Google exec 1: jesus fking christ Ethan. That. Is. Brilliant. Spread the word. </p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/wfh" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>wfh</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ReallyBadIdeas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ReallyBadIdeas</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/google" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>google</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/WhyTho" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>WhyTho</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/huh" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>huh</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/MakesZeroSense" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MakesZeroSense</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CuLTURe" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CuLTURe</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CorporateStupidity" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CorporateStupidity</span></a></p>