Jon Collins 👨🏻‍💻<p>My wife: what are all these shoe boxes in the closets?? You DO NOT own this many trainers…</p><p>Me: sure I do. I absolutely do. I am a shoe FREEEEAAAAK. </p><p>My wife: open them. </p><p>Me: what? I mean there’s no need…</p><p>My wife: just open them </p><p>Me: this silly - it’s all just shoes! *laughs nervously*</p><p>My wife: Open. Them. </p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Switches" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Switches</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/MechanicalKeyboard" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MechanicalKeyboard</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Keebs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Keebs</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/MeObsessedWithYou" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MeObsessedWithYou</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/YesYesIAm" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesYesIAm</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BankAccountRevoked" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BankAccountRevoked</span></a></p>