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#nottheonion

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cheetah_spottycat<p><a href="https://toot.cat/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://toot.cat/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a></p>
Dana Fried<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> </p><p>"‘Nowhere on earth is safe’: Trump imposes tariffs on uninhabited islands near Antarctica"</p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/a</span><span class="invisible">pr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-antarctica-uninhabited-heard-mcdonald-islands</span></a></p>
Lee Duna<p><strong>"Trade war with penguins": Trump places 10% tariff on uninhabited Antarctic islands</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.nz/post/21116024" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.nz/post/21116024</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
RegularJoe<p><strong>North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/27716371" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/27716371</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
dwazou<p><strong>Medical student convicted of raping another student escapes sentence as “He is young and talented”</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemm.ee/post/60178386" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemm.ee/post/60178386</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Eric Bono<p>WCGW?</p><p>' The mission commander is the same person who's financing it: Malta-based crypto entrepreneur Chun Wang, who founded the Bitcoin mining pool F2Pool. '</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a></p><p><a href="https://futurism.com/spacex-first-astronauts-poles" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">futurism.com/spacex-first-astr</span><span class="invisible">onauts-poles</span></a></p>
OneCitizen 🇺🇦 ✊ ❤️ ☮️ 🗽<p>Am I the only one who finds it absolutely insane that a dangerous, CONVICTED AND UNPUNISHED felon is somehow "really concerned" about "millions" of criminals invading our country?</p><p>What, is he afraid of the fucking competition?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fascism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hypocrisy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hypocrisy</span></a></p>
MHLoppy<p><strong>FBI alert issued as time traveling hackers attack—act now</strong></p> FBI alert issued as time traveling hackers attack—act now #nottheonion #fbi <p><a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/03/30/fbi-warns-use-2fa-as-time-traveling-hackers-strike/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2</span><span class="invisible">025/03/30/fbi-warns-use-2fa-as-time-traveling-hackers-strike/</span></a></p>
Hellfire103<p><strong>Musk's xAI buys social media platform X for $45 billion</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/41419958" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/41419958</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>Starver tackles the most important problem plaguing the despair island</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27799201" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27799201</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
DP0<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> This is so hilarious and so pointedly formulated. 🤣🤣🤣</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> but they should definitely steal it!</p>
Hellfire103<p><strong>RFK Jr. hires anti-vaccine advocate to study debunked vaccine, autism link</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/41345743" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/41345743</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Edward Hasbrouck<p><a href="https://urbanists.social/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> is doing well this week:</p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/25/la-shanghai-united-airlines-pilot-passport" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m</span><span class="invisible">ar/25/la-shanghai-united-airlines-pilot-passport</span></a></p>
Gerard Cunningham ✒️<p>Today's <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/NotTheOnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NotTheOnion</span></a> headline</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.ie/@murchadhfinn/114224644996977478" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.ie/@murchadhfinn/1142</span><span class="invisible">24644996977478</span></a></p>
Bee<p><strong>New research reveals chimpanzees act as ‘engineers’, choosing materials to make tools based on the structural and mechanical properties which make them ideal for the job.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://mander.xyz/post/27069263" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">mander.xyz/post/27069263</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Leto Fregar<p><a href="https://www.tagesspiegel.de/internationales/in-israel-fallt-die-brandmauer-europas-rechtsextreme-sind-die-neuen-verbundeten-13389169.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">tagesspiegel.de/internationale</span><span class="invisible">s/in-israel-fallt-die-brandmauer-europas-rechtsextreme-sind-die-neuen-verbundeten-13389169.html</span></a><br><a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/nottheonion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nottheonion</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/nichtderpostillon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nichtderpostillon</span></a> <br>"Israels Regierung intensiviert die Beziehungen zu europäischen Rechtsextremen. Mit ihnen will sie jetzt eine Antisemitismus-Konferenz veranstalten."</p><p>Ich zitiere Fefe: "wir sind in einen Realitätszweig abgebogen, der nicht für den Produktivbetrieb gedacht war..."</p>
Arthur Besse<p><strong>Cloudflare's next-generation "AI Labyrinth" promises to "waste resources" as-a-service, using today's machine learning models to sabotage tomorrow's</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27529577" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27529577</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Arthur Besse<p><strong>Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27524748" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27524748</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Arthur Besse<p><strong>Commerce secretary: No one but ‘fraudsters’ would complain about missed Social Security check</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27508654" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27508654</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Arthur Besse<p><strong>Commerce secretary: No one but ‘fraudsters’ would complain about missed Social Security check</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27508648" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27508648</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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