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Madame Aronow<p>🤍 🤍🤍SHE&#39;S HERE!!!!🤍🤍🤍</p><p>As an approaching-middle-age lady from the <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Midwest" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Midwest</span></a> my time has come, so I put in the order and...</p><p>My <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/PorchGoose" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PorchGoose</span></a> has arrived!! I am in love :blobfoxheartcute: </p><p>Now here&#39;s the tough part - she needs a name, please help me fedi friends :blobfoxconfused: </p><p>I&#39;d love something in the drag/punny category - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Cara" class="u-url mention">@<span>Cara</span></a></span> had some great ones until we realized that geese don&#39;t quack, they honk.</p><p>So... what do I call my porch <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/goose" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>goose</span></a> ???</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/askfedi" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>askfedi</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/advice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>advice</span></a></p>
Merry (She/Her) :mastomask:<p>Hi mastodon, today I finished sewing a Valentine's outfit for my porch goose, Gidget. This is the second time I've sewn from a pattern and I think I did pretty well. <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/sewing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sewing</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/porchgoose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>porchgoose</span></a></p>
Childless Cat Lord<p>I just purchased three new outfits for my porch goose. <a href="https://onionslices.social/tags/GooseLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GooseLife</span></a> <a href="https://onionslices.social/tags/PorchGoose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PorchGoose</span></a> <a href="https://onionslices.social/tags/MidwestTradations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MidwestTradations</span></a></p>
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