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#programmerhumor

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LifeLemons<p><strong>git push origin main --force-with-lease</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27177253" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27177253</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>My code doesn’t have bugs<br />...<br />..<br />.<br />it just develops unexpected features.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>The program is stable</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27155830" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27155830</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>IT Manager</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27155707" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27155707</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>Sure, we’ll refactor the code when get that 'free time' everyone keeps talking about</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27155690" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27155690</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>Senior Wisdom</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27155626" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27155626</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>Good Luck</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27128602" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27128602</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Yogthos<p><a href="https://social.marxist.network/tags/programmerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmerhumor</span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>Let me quickly fix my code...</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/27128341" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/27128341</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Destide<p><strong>Jonathan Blow meets Visual Studio [Video 2:42]</strong></p> <p><a href="https://feddit.uk/post/25577454" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">feddit.uk/post/25577454</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie<br />...<br />..<br />.<br />where you&#39;re both the criminal and the investigator.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a></p>
Mielikki [Fediverse loves 503]<p>Programmers POV of this meme</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programmerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmerhumor</span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>A full-stack developer</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/26939486" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/26939486</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>How software projects are managed</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/26935924" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/26935924</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
needanke<p><strong>Recursion</strong></p> <p><a href="https://feddit.org/post/8902920" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">feddit.org/post/8902920</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>Debugging</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/26869242" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/26869242</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How do you spot a hipster programmer?<br />...<br />..<br />.<br />They were using Rust before it was cool.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DevHumor</span></a></p>
sebastiancarlos<p><strong>Common Lisp In 2055</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/30556149" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.sdf.org/post/30556149</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
patuleia<p>What are clouds made of?<br><a href="https://patuleia.eu/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://patuleia.eu/tags/LinuxMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LinuxMemes</span></a> <a href="https://patuleia.eu/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>linux</span></a> <a href="https://patuleia.eu/tags/programmerhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmerhumor</span></a></p>
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆<p><strong>Every time</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ml/post/26791876" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ml/post/26791876</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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