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KanaMauna<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://med-mastodon.com/@bicmay" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bicmay</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://sauropods.win/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> you must die for RFK Jr’s delicate feelings.</p>
Patrick<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a> Freedom Freckles.</p>
Patrick<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> the 5 second rule is now the 3 second rule.</p>
Patrick<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> nothing at all, ever again.</p>
Patrick<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> says that if you take all the COVID cases from last year, and add one to them, going forward there's only one COVID case. That's where they measure from, and that's it as far as they are concerned.</p><p>This is not a joke. They are saying this.</p>
Craig Groeschel<p>When <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CDCSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCSays</span></a> they will die on the droplet hill, they mean WE will die on the droplet hill.</p>
Alexander 😷<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://climatejustice.social/@samara" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>samara</span></a></span> It's fascinating how respirator masks can prevent airborne transmission of Bird Flu, but not Covid. /s</p><p><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/CDCSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCSays</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/CDCKills" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCKills</span></a></p>
trendless 🇨🇦 :flag_AB:<p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CDCSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCSays</span></a> you only need to observe BSL-2 when working with sarscov2</p><p>🫠</p><p><a href="https://www.cdc.gov/covid/php/lab/index.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">cdc.gov/covid/php/lab/index.ht</span><span class="invisible">ml</span></a></p>
micchiato 🍉<p>Remember when CDC shifted the <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/COVID" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>COVID</span></a> testing regime from medical institutions equipped to collect and report data to home-based rapid tests (which may or may not be reported) and then said they would make weather service-like predictions without a reliable data stream? And then they rebranded themselves as some kind of Superfriends?<br><a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a></p>
Craig Groeschel<p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CDCSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCSays</span></a> CEOs can go back to work the day after they receive a death threat, no need to isolate.<br>HICPAC says a light windbreaker is all you need to stop bullets, and be sure to wash your hands. (Only one person on the committee voted for Kevlar.)<br>Maskless Mandy says anyone who is feeling personally anxious after killing their fellow Americans for profit may wear a bulletproof vest if they desire.</p>
Mike<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wrapstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wrapstodon</span></a> is kinda fun. A hilarious throwback to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> if nothing else 😂</p>
BenderIsGreat34<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> all the blood spurting out of your severed artery is all in your head. Try yoga.</p>
Bat Master Fresh<p><a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a> no problem, having trump in power again will help us get to herd immunity against trump</p>
Craig Groeschel<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://zeroes.ca/@Captainobservant" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Captainobservant</span></a></span> <br><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a></p>
BenderIsGreat34<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> for the majority of people Hurricane Milton is mild.</p>
Craig Groeschel<p>The presentation of Simba scene from The Lion King, except it's Maskless Mandy holding up a coronavirus.</p><p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a> Hakuna matata. The forever pandemic ain't no passing craze. It means no worries, for the rest of your limited days. It's our problem-free philosophy. Hakuna matata.</p>
BenderIsGreat34<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cdcsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cdcsays</span></a> stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.</p>
N95Bias Ⓥ🏴‍☠️<p>Washing your hands is no longer recommended until immunity debts to fecal-oral pathogens are paid. The <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a> it's time to get serious about dropping the "&amp; Prevention" part of the name and embracing a broad new strategy of facing disease head-on</p><p>The CDC also says they are going to adjust phrasing from "herd immunity" to "herd sorting" as part of a more intricate strategy to normalize death. With a bit of finesse and a lot of patience, we can all do our part to cull ourselves responsibly</p>
Craig Groeschel<p>"Get busy living, or get busy dying." Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) in The Shawshank Redemption (1994). IMDB.</p><p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a> "The latter. Definitely the latter."</p>
RebelGeek99<p>Patsy for CDC Director!! 🚬 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CDCsays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDCsays</span></a> it's important to maintain a healthy lifestyle</p>