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Zuri (he/him) 🕐 CET<p>Why do we say "same-origin security policy issue fix" and not "<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/CORS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CORS</span></a> correction"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/dadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/badPuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badPuns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/webDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>webDevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/webDev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>webDev</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/programmerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmerHumor</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>I just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods.</p><p>Her boyfriend would’ve done it, but he’s out of town.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Greg Bulmash<p>Why are airlines like bad lawyers? My Groaner Dad channel knows…</p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/MFyIHSl3QLM" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/MFyIHSl3QLM</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Groaners" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Groaners</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Airlines" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Airlines</span></a></p>
Nic<p>Q What do you call a hippie’s wife? <br>A Mississippi.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/crackerjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crackerjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
WhatDoesTheFoxSay?<p>Q: Why do optometrists make such lousy lovers?<br>A: Because they keep asking, "Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this?"<br><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Nic<p>Q What’s the least-spoken language in the world? <br>A Sign language.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeofthday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeofthday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>I started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a sticky note on the door saying, “Dear Mr delivery man, we’re out, please hide in garage.”</p><p>That was eight hours ago and still nobody’s found me.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I’ve lost three days already.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Fantasy for the Ages<p>Dad Joke Time: It’s all about the proper terms… <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a><br><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/YlQeycSxWi4?feature=share" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/shorts/YlQeycSxWi4</span><span class="invisible">?feature=share</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>A handful of them.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
jbz<p>One Piece? no thx, I'll have the whole bucket pls. </p><p><a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>She let it go.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
LaffGaff<p>I just bought 50 chicks from the farm.</p><p>They were going cheep.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>They'd crack each other up</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Nic<p>There’s only one thing I can’t deal with, and that’s a deck of cards glued together.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p>
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