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Abraxas3d

"I wonder why my printer is acting up."

Well, I found out.

My pet bird Steve likes to peck at the printer until he gets a test print, and then the machine blows a bunch of warm air up his butt.

Honestly, I have only empathy.

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Abraxas3d

@coldclimate chestnut eared aracari. His full name is Steve Thimble Poppins, or STP for short. He loves blueberries more than anything in the entire universe with the possible exception of warm butt air.

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