Things I want an AI assistant to be able to do:
1) This compute node came up with broken networking configuration so now it can't connect to the internet at all, just fucking fix it.
2) Please turn this Figma design into a working website with minimal JavaScript in less than 6 weeks so that I don't have to.
3) Figure out my payroll so that I get paid in a timely fashion and make sure I'm complying with all local and federal laws.
Things AI assistants can actually do:
1) Here's some code, it might work but you're gonna have to spend hours debugging it before you're sure
2) Hey look I can make funny pictures in a not-very-believable artistic style
3) Hahahahahah I'm destroying the climate so that billionaires can fire you and make more money.
Sighhhhh....