hachyderm.io is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
Hachyderm is a safe space, LGBTQIA+ and BLM, primarily comprised of tech industry professionals world wide. Note that many non-user account types have restrictions - please see our About page.

Administered by:

Server stats:

9.9K
active users

Paul Cantrell

@doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world @MikeyMcFilms
Well, you asked for it…

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey buddy, why the long face?”

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you!” And the grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Carl?!”

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?”