The part about the wolves is apparently not factual, but as the Italians say: “Se non è vero, è ben trovato.” If not true, then well found (well invented / well conceived).
From @kangaroo5383:
https://mastodon.social/@kangaroo5383/113031471707561570
@inthehands ah damn it. I knew it was too good to be true. I guess you gotta bring guns and not fluff to the fight huh
@kangaroo5383
Nah, not too good to be true — too true to be factual!