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“Berlin to Warsaw in one charge”

“model SS coming soon”

“Putting on the turn signal suggests you are going to take the third right”

This is all a good laugh — gallows humor, you know — but I’d venture that it’s also concrete action.

Elon Musk’s wealth is heavily, heavily tied up in Tesla’s valuation as a company. And Tesla is •wildly• overvalued, just way beyond what the fundamentals would say. A stock like that can crash fast and crash hard under the right circumstances.

Making Teslas gross, laughable, socially toxic, cringe-inducing? That has positive, concrete real-world effects.

So yes, keep calling them “Swasticars.”

And if you’re one of those people who owns a Tesla and wishes you didn’t?

Sell it. Sell it now.

Do whatever it takes to sell it, ••no matter how large a hit•• you have to take to get it to sell. Flood the market with used Teslas that nobody can unload anywhere near purchase price, and just watch what happens to the stock price.

Oh, so you have one of those “I bought this before…” bumper stickers? Nobody cares; this isn’t about you. You want to do something •real•? Put your money where your mouth is. Sell it at a loss.