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Jake Hamilton

Question: how does one go back in time and do things differently? Asking for a friend...

@jakehamilton idk just fold spacetime or something how hard can that be???

@cafkafk I keep trying but I can only fold it like 7 times??

@jakehamilton become a charchter In a movie. That's the best I've got

@jakehamilton I think the strategy should be something along the lines of leaving a mark in history in order to send a message to future humans who have a time machine so that they'll come back to you and let you use their machine.

@jakehamilton Find the git repo of reality, and then it's a matter of git rebase -i @{2 years ago}.

WARNING May fork reality! (But that's possibly a good thing)

@jakehamilton I have it on good Advice that it entails drinking quite a large amount of Spirits and then being Fortunate enough to encounter a Faerie, Demon, or some such other Spirit (a much different one than those you shall have drank before!)

A Note of Caution! There is usually a Toll that must be paid and a Trick that shall be played upon you, such that a Great many Persons who have tried this method do not Believe it to be worth the considerable Effort.

As ever, I leave it in your Hands.