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Periodic reminder on Tesla safety:
If you can read this, I am stronger than you. There are ~150 people on earth stronger than me, and you are not one of them. I am not strong enough to break a Tesla window from the inside of the car. So you definitely are not.
If you are in a Tesla, and the car catches fire or falls in water, and you don't know how to manually open the door, you are going to burn to death or drown.
Do you know how to manually open a Tesla door?
https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/112067191029270020
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@mekkaokereke wait wait wait wait. None of the 150 people that are stronger than you can read ? 
@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.ioBig John Henderson can read. He just didn't come over in the Mastodon migration.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BNx6ITEijCg
Larry Wheels can read. He just prefers YouTube and Instagram.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XbaPIX6538w
Tom Havilland can read. But he lives in the boonies in Australia with his snakes and spiders and crocodiles, Crocodiles don't have federated social media.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5h8KeoupfRg
And outside of the known strength athletes, about 100 unknowns, many Polynesian. They aren't on Fedi.
@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io @TofuTheSquirrel@piaille.fr
Crocodiles don't have federated social media.This sounds like a challenge... @ozzy
@kim @mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io @TofuTheSquirrel@piaille.fr I will fork Mossley into Snap, crocodiles need an appropriate client
@mekkaokereke I'm reading your very complete response again, after someone else answered to it. And I'm wondering if it was obvious that my message was just a little joke.
I had no idea of who are the other strength athlete you mentionned and I was not implying anything about them. I just find "If you can read this" a little funny because of the litteral meaning it has in addition to the actual meaning.
If it was not clear, it's on me (who can't write clearly apparently 
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Yes, your reply was perfectly fine!
@mekkaokereke Mekka I follow you for your clearheaded insights and useful perspective, in which (I think) you're in a small %. It is very interesting that you are also many stdevs stronger than the mean.