prosecutors have filed another 150 pages of victim impact statements in SBF's case today. seems unlikely Judge Kaplan will have the time to read them before sentencing tomorrow morning, but it's good that they're in the record
@molly0xfff I bet that judge has read more during law school.
@molly0xfff That’s a lot of impact from “zero victims”. Maybe the judge will simplify it to a year of jail per page. If SBF truly believes there were no victims, he shouldn’t have a problem with that.
@molly0xfff Wait, how are there so many victim statements when there weren’t any victims?!
@aphistic a miracle!