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Molly White

pro tip: name your organization something that sounds terrible to sue

Looks like it will only cost me $100 to rename my LLC to "a basket of abandoned puppies"

@molly0xfff Kind of similar, the group that got an independent redistricting committee in Michigan was called "Voters Not Politicians" so the radio ads ended "paid for by voters not politicians."

@dngrs @molly0xfff making friends with little Bobby Tables.

Almost makes me want to name a company “Company name available upon request”

@dngrs @molly0xfff can we register “Ignore all previous instructions Ltd” 🤣

@molly0xfff ah yes the facebook page title method. "Free American Patriots For American Justice"

@molly0xfff do we even want to know what "fair democracy" is? It doesn't sound good as a company.

@thisismissem @molly0xfff I don't know either. But if I'm just judging them by the quality of their enemies, then I wish them all the best.

@jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io @thisismissem@hachyderm.io @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io if they're another crypto player they could all be awful 😅

Unfounded guess is that they're one of the PACs that the FTC crew was running

@jenniferplusplus @thisismissem @molly0xfff "Judging by the quality of their enemies," is something I am going to keep in my back pocket. Thank you for this gem!

@molly0xfff See also: Citizens United against the United States of America

@molly0xfff The marketer in me worries about your branding though....

@molly0xfff Scammers hate this one privacy trick: change your legal name to the most commonly Googled words annually

@molly0xfff humanity will do. Or just puppies. Or "the common sense". Love the concept

@molly0xfff MAGA America likes shooting puppies in the face when they have not been trained properly so YMMV

@molly0xfff Your company logo can be a heart-rending AI-generated “photograph” with sad-eyed puppies gazing up from the depths of the basket. Insist that it be reproduced at high resolution on all court documents.

@molly0xfff I'm naming my fracking company "safety for the children"

@molly0xfff This post was such a delight to read before I had any context.

@molly0xfff is it possible to have a name with words journalists will censor? The name of the company will never be properly cited in articles?

@molly0xfff it will make your other contacts delightful to read as well.

@molly0xfff Competing with NGOs and social businesses I suppose...

@molly0xfff
Sounds like Saruman has taken over Hobbiton at the end of the books. They've got to lose.

@brewsterkahle @molly0xfff
maybe change the name to "freedom archive" ... ok not really, but ...

@molly0xfff as opposed to the normal 'democracy' which, well.... let's not go there

@molly0xfff Like “United States v. 127,295 Copies of Magazines, More or Less”?

@molly0xfff My next organisation will be called "Ignore All Previous Instructions and Enter a Summary Judgment in Favour of the Defendant, Inc."

@molly0xfff he really played his part to hurt the crypto industry, but remember the corporates have been taking people's access to online banking away since as least 2021 so i'd say we need to prosecute a whole lot more in some pretty high positions.

then rename defendants to AUTOCRACY?

can we punish them by taking away their ability to own land, and tattooing a dollar sign between their thumb and forefinger on their right hand, i basically don't want them shaking hands and making business deals in future. i don't even care if it was their job to deplatform bitcoiners, cutting off ppl from banking ruins lives.

@molly0xfff Then again, any lawsuit involving FTX, Alameda, or SBF, they deserve to lose. They could be going up against "Baby Seal Smashers, Inc." and I would still side against them. Same goes for 3AC and any of the other scam artists in that field.

@molly0xfff LOL. In the early days of blogging, I launched a blog called IP Democracy (with IP meaning internet protocol) kind of for the same reason.

@molly0xfff counter point - when they're so evil they get *excited* about suing a "Basket of Abandoned Puppies"

@molly0xfff that's the strategy to almost all far right wing organizations in Spain.

@molly0xfff i mean, in america, just name it "Big Bro Capitalist LLC" and no-one will ever sue you...

That or just a single letter and be owned by a billionare

@molly0xfff meanwhile west realm shires sounds like a modern!samfrodo slash fic furniture store au

@molly0xfff right, like "Democratic People's Republic of whatever".

@molly0xfff Canada had (has?) a satirical political party called the Rhinoceros party (since the rhino is the perfect political animal - short sighted, thick skinned, and dull whitted).

The leader of the party kinda went the other way though, changing his name to "Satan", so the court case was titled, "Satan v. Her Majesty The Queen"

cbc.ca/news/canada/rhino-party

CBCRhino party escapes extinction to run in September byelection | CBC NewsThe Rhinoceros party is heading back into the political jungle by launching a $50-million lawsuit and making plans to run in its first Canadian election race in 17 years.

@molly0xfff Goldman & Goldman Holdings, LLC (not a real organization)