Looks like it will only cost me $100 to rename my LLC to "a basket of abandoned puppies"
@molly0xfff The marketer in me worries about your branding though....
@molly0xfff Scammers hate this one privacy trick: change your legal name to the most commonly Googled words annually
@molly0xfff humanity will do. Or just puppies. Or "the common sense". Love the concept
@molly0xfff MAGA America likes shooting puppies in the face when they have not been trained properly so YMMV
@molly0xfff Um, you know Kristi Noem is in power... ?
@molly0xfff Your company logo can be a heart-rending AI-generated “photograph” with sad-eyed puppies gazing up from the depths of the basket. Insist that it be reproduced at high resolution on all court documents.
@molly0xfff I'm naming my fracking company "safety for the children"
worth every penny, i'd say!
@molly0xfff This post was such a delight to read before I had any context.
@molly0xfff is it possible to have a name with words journalists will censor? The name of the company will never be properly cited in articles?
@molly0xfff it will make your other contacts delightful to read as well.
@molly0xfff Competing with NGOs and social businesses I suppose...