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i’m going to start sending out emails that start: “Hostile reminder:”
@molly0xfff I always read "friendly reminder" as "passive-aggressive reminder".
@molly0xfff next newsletter title "Hostile Reminder: You Should Be Reading This"
@molly0xfff I hope this email finds you. And never lets you rest.
@molly0xfff "Mysterious reminder: Have you checked …"
Friendly reminder:
“so, umm.. I’m sorry to bother you and all but you have an invoice that hasn’t been paid so could you maybe pay it or something please 
”
Hostile reminder:
“Listen up chucklefuck, pay your invoices or we send someone to see you and start busting kneecaps. Ok? Ok.”
@molly0xfff "hostile reminder: I don't know who you are, but I will find you."
@molly0xfff Stripe gave up getting feedback from you, and escalated to your manager (your pet).
@foo they know my weakness
@molly0xfff Ambiguous Reminder: cofefe
@molly0xfff Your dog seems to be reading your email … ?
@molly0xfff "Passive-aggressive reminder" 
@molly0xfff That's something I could see Duolingo doing: "it seems our passive-aggressive reminders aren't working so... <cracks knuckles>"
@molly0xfff a similar pattern I noticed is that any email where the subject line starts <your first name> <comma> can safely be ignored
I thought that was “Per my last email…”
@molly0xfff needy reminder
@molly0xfff those might need to be printed, and use a brick as a delivery mechanism.
@molly0xfff "anti friendly friendly reminder" is around the corner.
@molly0xfff "Reminding reminder" ?
@molly0xfff I'm putting this as my signature on emails, cause i put the style in hostile.
(D.Burch) 
@molly0xfff Hostile reminder: We "care" about your privacy, however......
@catsalad @molly0xfff ..we and our 26363859 partners value your shitty privacy.
@molly0xfff my webhost does this. When it's time to renew, they send me "your service will expire in 10 days". Sure gets my attention! :D
@molly0xfff email sent from sure-reply-try-me@
@molly0xfff I only send ominous reminders.
do it!
@molly0xfff I’m equally tired of gentle reminders. All my reminders henceforth will be uncompromisingly brutal.