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My conversation with @brianmerchant about “Speaking Truth to Crypto Power” at SXSW was one of the few crypto-related events. Crypto prices may be back up, but crypto excitement has not followed.

youtube.com/watch?v=WzqoukQoAo

Jay Graber, the CEO of BlueSky, gave a great keynote. She wore a t-shirt that read “mundus sine Caesaribus” (“a world without Caesars”): immediately recognizable to those who had seen Mark Zuckerberg’s custom black-on-black “aut Zuck aut nihil” shirt at a Meta event last year.

Molly White

Sadly, for now we remain in a very much not billionaire-proof world, so I will now update you on how that’s all been going.

Substantially all remaining enforcement cases from the SEC against cryptocurrency companies (and political megadonors) have been dropped, including the lingering cases against Ripple and Kraken I mentioned last issue.

The Trump family has reportedly had conversations about acquiring a stake in Binance — as Binance founder and former CEO Changpeng Zhao is reportedly seeking a pardon from the president.

Congress has been debating stablecoin bills, and one has advanced to the full Senate thanks to five Democrats who joined all Republicans to vote for it — despite concerns about the power it grants to giant companies and the threat of introducing 2008-esque financial contagion risk.

Despite Solana's primary claim to fame these days being a memecoin launchpad currently offering “on-chain ballsack” and “Depressed Couch Fart”, the ad depicts a man named “America”, sitting on a therapist’s couch comparing Solana to “multi-planetary travel” and nuclear energy.

Finally, Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian seems to be permanently several years slow in picking up on tech trends. After insisting in 2023 that play-to-earn games were still the future of gaming, he has now proposed buying TikTok and putting it on the blockchain.

That and more in this week’s issue of Citation Needed, a completely independent publication supported by subscribers like you. Paid subscribers help me keep doing this work, which is always free and never paywalled or regwalled. Consider signing up to support: citationneeded.news/signup/

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@molly0xfff I do not prefer to listen, but I applaud you for doing that yourself.

@molly0xfff #SmartContractBug 🫣

Yes thanks for reading them, I highly appreciate it!

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wat.

like, is this the next "Tumblr is the next PDF"?

@molly0xfff Putting TokTok on "the blockchain" is brilliant. While he's at it, he should mix in GeoCities, peanut butter and used fry oil. Step 3: Profit!!

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"currently offering “on-chain ballsack”"

Climbing very late on the bandwagon for Alabama and Texas high school boys and the "Truck Nutz" fad that gets hung off the trailer hitch of their lifted Ford F-350s

Do *not* web search for it...

@molly0xfff I thought Solana's only claim to fame was "most downtime of any blockchain project". Or maybe it's "most inept developers of any blockchain project". Same thing.

I think Solana's code base is an ideal one for training AIs because it'll guarantee that code generated by such AI won't work.

For any other cryptocoin project, whenever you see "foo crashed" or "foo down" you know they're always talking about the price. For Solana, they're talking about the software crashing too. decrypt.co/216132/solana-outag

SOL solana Anatoly Yakovenko Breaking Push Firedancer Helius Labs Mert Mumtaz
Decrypt · Solana Went Down Again—It Likely Won't Be the Last TimeBy Andrew Hayward

@molly0xfff no corruption to see here, none at all…

@molly0xfff this means the covering scams and frauds side of your work will be safe indefinitely. No chance of things getting boring and safe for regular people.

@molly0xfff Mundus Libertatis, Aequalitatis et Justitiae ante Legem.

A world of liberty, equality and justice before the law.