the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.
there once was a douche from Nantucket, who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.” he tried off-roading on sand, it got out of hand, now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.
@samhenrigold with a cyber truck rust bucket,
He didn't understand that if you drive it on sand,
ground pressure and water will fuck it
@samhenrigold Great, love it. If only they where position here I would follow the misadventures of this shitty truck.
@samhenrigold nailed it! Well done, and thanks for the smile.
@samhenrigold now his #WankPanzers stuck and can't budge it.