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2. As a people manager, I am issued little checkbooks called SAND DOLLARS

When I want to recognize someone for something they did, I give them ONE SAND DOLLAR (they can exchange it for free food at our cafe, which is actually very good)

AHAHAHAHAHA

If you bike / walk / take transit to work, you can also get lots of sand dollars.

3. Our social team is AMAZING

Look at this amazing gif. It fully describes what I feel on a day to day basis

4. Marine punning is very much encouraged.

I posted this update on LinkedIn: "Hello from the otter side! I have decided I will not spend the wrasse of my life working in dreary office buildings. So, I have found my sole and plaice at Monterey Bay Aquarium, as its Director of Product Management. Thank you everyone for urchin me on."

In the public chat channels I can see many many puns all day about everything

5. This week, I was invited to a PAWSITIVITY dog walk at lunch

6, All of our internal sites and services are named after something to do with fish or the sea. All of them. Even like, our stock photography / branding stuff.

7. The guy who works with the octopus says that when he approaches the giant pacific octopus, they flash and change colors and move towards him

But if he goes on vacation and doesn’t see them for a while, they ignore him and don’t change colors the first day he gets back. Before finally doing it again

8. I was shown how much they feed a single otter a day and I said ‘I would not be able to afford this at a sashimi restaurant’. It’s true.

9. I saw a tiny decompression chamber. For fish.

10. The Hank scenes in Finding Dory were inspired by my workplace. A Pixar animator left a sketch of Hank on a whiteboard behind the scenes. There are nods to Hank everywhere. When I was getting my photo taken for my employee card, the camera had Hank on it and they were like ‘look at Hank!’

11. From some of the conference rooms, you can hear the nonstop splashes of the waves. Sometimes people stop their presentation, shout SPOUTS and everyone goes to the window to look at whales

12. The science-y people have such deep specializations. I asked someone a basic question about a jellyfish and she was like ‘well I got my PhD only in terrestrial animals, but what I know about jellyfish is..’ (tells me something I don’t understand)

13. I strained my back using a scope to look at seabirds. I realized only after that it was set up for children

14. I like having lunch in one of the staff kitchens. Someone has set up an elaborate harbor seal monitoring system there with DO NOT TOUCH signs and lots of his sketches of seals

15. Many of the fridges have signs like NO HUMAN FOOD

16. My name tag was hand made by someone in the machine shop! We have in-house fabricators and crafts-people who make the things for all the exhibits

17. I'm in a Bird Nerd channel. They share pics of birds found around the aquarium, which are.. a lot!

Today's finds: a great egret and a blue heron. A few days ago there was an osprey and a condor.

At one of my on-site interviews, someone stopped midway and said 'look out there's an albatross'

18. I have been scheduling social meet and greets with people who are on-site. Someone just sent me a calendar invite for 'let's take a lunchtime walk by the ocean'

19. Apparently, octopus can’t cling to astroturf.

20. Tino the octopus dislikes whitebait. The guy who works with him read a paper that says ‘whitebait is like cucumber to octopus’. Bland and too healthy. He ignores it completely

21. I saw a photo at work of some of the African penguins waddling around reception (before opening) and I’m certain I will lose my shit if I see it in person (they take them out for walks..)

22. All of our meeting rooms are named after animals. Fish, birds, and others.

23. I always do a leap of joy when my badge unlocks the aquarium door in the morning before we open. I run to the open sea exhibit and also say hi to the octopus.

My office is unfortunately a 7 min walk from it but I sometimes have meetings on the main campus (the aquarium itself).

24. Coworker: I hope it’s ok if we eat a brisk lunch. I’ve arranged for you to see the sea otter feeding behind the scenes.

UM, YES???

@skinnylatte Im so glad I started following you just at the right moment, living the dream aquatic!