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Haha he deleted it. Basically he was like I speak Spanish so well better than Hispanic people wahhh nobody will respond to me in Spanish

One time I was in a Chinese dumpling restaurant and this lady asked me to rate her child’s spoken Japanese

@skinnylatte why…I honestly have no words. What.

@Jackiemauro people also keep asking me which soy sauce to buy. If I wasn’t into food I might be like ?? But I do actually have soy sauce opinions, but yeah you totally did single me out for my cultural information (totally different from mastodon where I give out free soy sauce information to anyone)

@skinnylatte I don’t know why this story is breaking my brain but like, what. Just asking a stranger about soy sauce. Cause race. What.

I hope one day someone comes up to me and is like: what’s your potato salad opinion?

@Jackiemauro@fosstodon.org @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io as an internet stranger, what art thy potato salad opinions? /lh

@piku @skinnylatte

Hahaha honestly I’m the wrong kind of white person but I’m like pro pickle and dill?

@skinnylatte @Jackiemauro @piku *hangs head* I knew you would come for me when potato salad came up! *technically* we don’t count what I fed you as potato salad. yea it has lots of potatoes but probably equal weight pickles, meat, carrots, and peas. Salat Olivier is the single most iconic food of the former USSR. there is not a single person I’ve met who dislikes it. you may not eat it for health reasons but you love it.

@eniatitova @skinnylatte @piku

That sounds fantastic!