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Palo Alto gone wild: a $5M home where ‘every owner’s children has gone on to Harvard or Stanford’ (haha this is giving me cina energy)
https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1j5wueh/peak_palo_alto_new_listing_claims_every_owners/
@skinnylatte Nice to see the next generation pulling themselves up by their parents' bootstraps.
@skinnylatte I so don't understand American 'architecture’ 
@skinnylatte oh god, I hate everything about this
@skinnylatte don't overlook the 888 in the listing price, either!
@skinnylatte Every owner's children since 2017? How many owners/children have there been in only eight years? This makes me think nobody can stand to live there for more than a few months.
minor! @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io should not have read those comments
edit: also, par for course
@skinnylatte goodness. People who buy expensive house can afford to get their kids into schools with well publicised history of being pay-to-play.
News at 11.
explosion at the gable factory
@skinnylatte *the Aristocrats voice* The Meritocracy!
@skinnylatte The American ‘dumbing down’ represented in the advert means If you fall for it, you’re dumb as a stump.
@leffe @skinnylatte Palo Alto has some cute mid-century homes. This ain't one of them.
@skinnylatte The framed acceptance packets' combo of "wow that's dorky and you put it on zillow" and "oh god i've seen this irl" is making me cringe into oblivion