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How Not to Step on the Fucking Plants: A remedial course for home contractors
Course topics:
• How to recognize a plant
• How to look where you’re stepping
• How to locate the ground, the place where you step, so you can look at it
• No, you have to actually pay attention when you look at it
• Yes, “don’t step on the plants” includes the particular plant you are currently stepping on
I would teach this course myself, but based on my experience doing exterior work on the house myself, apparently I need it too
@inthehands I'm sure you, at least, seem familiar with the course material. You know?
@griotspeak It’s true, and in class I often find that I’m best at teaching the things I only just figured out / re-remembered myself, because I actually remember what’s hard about them!