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@nillyrobot @futurebird @donaldball @apophis @inthehands

"The advertisers will never get me now!" he chuckles despite the pain.

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@nomi @nillyrobot @donaldball @apophis @inthehands

Nomi... there is some spawn of evil in you. Some malignant seed of the darkest imagination.

Please don't go work for them.

@futurebird @nillyrobot @donaldball @apophis @inthehands
*tips hat* *resumes in character*

Ahem. ahem.
*Charleston Heston voice*

It's people! Don't you get it! This techno dystopia hellscape is people!!

@nomi @futurebird @nillyrobot @donaldball @apophis @inthehands

Any time anyone references "Soylent Green", I can't help but remember that in the book it was based on, Soylent Green wasn't people...

@SweetAIBelle @futurebird @nillyrobot @donaldball @apophis @inthehands

That is the meanest three little dots I have seen in months. You *gotsta* tell me :⁠-⁠P