"Feed me, Seymour"
@skinnylatte "I stare at my human a lot. I wonder what's she thinking"
@skinnylatte My human stares at me a lot, I wonder what she's thinking
@skinnylatte "I wonder if she's tasty?"
Oh, sorry, that might be *my* evil Tortie-meeze.
@skinnylatte "Where's the food?"
@skinnylatte "When is she going to bring me home something from work?"
@skinnylatte “Yum! Long pig!”
@skinnylatte "make with the scritches!"
@skinnylatte You are in a quantum anti-state; if you aren't continuously observed, you disappear for several days, therefore she must keep an eye on you at all times.
@skinnylatte
cat: "I am so cool"
you. (probably): my cat is so cool
She's seriously estimating protein value
@skinnylatte still can’t catch mice, i don’t know how they feed themselves.
@skinnylatte what a magnificent lady.
@skinnylatte Probably she loves you very much and that's why she admires you all day long.