I tried to organize a Hide And Seek tournament. Good players are hard to find! #JokeOfTheDay #DadJoke #BadJoke #today
#warewolfs are now using #software made.
#badjoke, #humourjokes
A story of a scrappy group of heroic Fairy Tale heroes who would risk it all to get the Magic Mirror to Lord Farquad...
Shrek: Rogue One
Did you hear about the musician who sold his soul to start a metal band?
James: Honey, we're going to be late for the party. You did go out and buy a NEW costume, didn't you?
Jack: Mumble mumble mumble
James: Come on, let's go. You've had plenty of time to dress.
Jack crept into the room. His hands were behind his back and his head hung.
James: A pirate! You do that every year. I told you to do something different!
Jack brought his hands out from behind his back holding a toy cutlass and furiously slashed the air, shouting, "I'm not a pirate, me hearty; I'm a hacker!"
Husband answered the phone to a #Spammer a few years ago after his phone had been ringing incessantly for *days.*
So when he hit the button to answer, he said, "This is #MaryPoppins. How can I help you today?" He didn't even change the timbre if his voice.
Dead silence for a good ten seconds. Then, *click*!
He didn't have another #SpamCall for *months.*
and then leaves
thanks the bartender
finishes the drink
pays for it
orders a drink
gets the bartender's attention
a tachyon goes into a bar
If I were a lady, My name would be Anna Logg. 
The current administration is so anti-DEI they have banned The Sopranos.
Why?
Because their theme song is "WOKE"
I know my partner's Vegan, but ONE of these days, they're gonna have to get used to my cheesiness.
I figured it out! Finally.
I am the Walrus. I will take a Yellow Submarine to the Octopus Garden.
It's all making sense now.
#TheBeatles #Joke #BadJoke #Music
has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.
#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke
Do magic users in #DnD who are in relationships with women mean something different when they talk about using their spellslots?
Put a charge in your sex life: screw in a light socket!
#badjoke
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